3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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