Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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