we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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