I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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