Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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