I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
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I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
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YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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