her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
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