he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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