I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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