the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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