Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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