I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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