i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
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Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
My boob is missing a layer of skin
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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