I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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