That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Randomize
