He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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