You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
Randomize
