Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
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Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
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Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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