I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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