Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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