I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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