would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
I understand Curling. That high.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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