? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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