I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
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He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
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