About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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