I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Randomize