why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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