i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Randomize