Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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