where am i from again
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
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