I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
