taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
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Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
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Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
i believe in u and ur pee
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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