Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
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i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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