i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
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Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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