so explain again why im purple
no
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
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So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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