Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I made him laugh his dick is mine
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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