Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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