Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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