so that wasnt chicken after all
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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