I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
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The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
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You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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