my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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