Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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