problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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