I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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