I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
