hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Randomize
