I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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