Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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