Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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