I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
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he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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