Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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