Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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