My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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