Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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