it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You took a bar mat shot.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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